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I stole a harmonica and wrote this song to teach myself how to play. I think I was 15.

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One time I was drinking at my favorite bar
One too many whiskeys and I took it too far
I got in a fight with some guy that I knew
My eye is now turning all black and all blue

My lucky gold coin says you're out of whack
So I'm going to sail away and smoke a fat sack
And depending on me mood I might just come back
To give you a fearsome and deadly attack

If I don't get drunk off this next shot of rum
I'll wander aimlessly until I find some
But in a back alley I found a bum
And he smoked me down until I was dumb

After we smoked the rest of that dub
I stumbled 'round 'til I found a pub
I was thirsty so I ordered a beer
And who the fuck knows how I ended up here!

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from Sex, Drugs, & Eye Patches, released October 9, 2013

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Patrick The Pirate Boulder, Colorado

Patrick the Pirate plays a black guitar and screams until he loses his voice…. when he isn't playing music he spends time being a landlocked pirate.

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