Patricio El Pirata

by Patrick The Pirate

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released May 5, 2015

Huge thanks to Marissa Sendejas for drawing the album art!!!

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Patrick The Pirate Boulder, Colorado

Patrick the Pirate plays a black guitar and screams until he loses his voice…. when he isn't playing music he spends time being a landlocked pirate.

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Track Name: Fuck It
I got beat up today trying to get my way
I guess you can't always get what you want
And then I lost my shoes and had nothing left to loose
But I still had a smile on my face
Because this life of mine is doing fine
And there is no reason why I still can't enjoy this fucking day
There might be a storm coming but I am feeling fine
Cuz I say fuck it all the time

And then I had no cash so I ate from the trash
But at least my belly is full
Now I'm wasting time trying to thumb a ride
But it is so much better than any 9-5
I started to sing that is when I broke a string
But at least I still have five left
There might be a storm coming but I am feeling fine
Cuz I say fuck it all the time
Track Name: Turn the Sprinklers On
I got rocks in my pockets and grass in my shoes
I got me the landscaping blues
It's so fucking hot I don't know what to do
Maybe turn the sprinklers on for a second or to

I've been mowing lawns and blowing leaves
Trimming bushes trimming trees
Fixing sprinklers and pulling weeds
It's so hot, give me a breeze
I've been shoveling rock and mulch and dirt
When I get home my body hurts
I've got so many mud stains on my shirt
With no energy to exert

Cuz I got rocks in my pockets and grass in my shoes
I got me the landscaping blues
It's so fucking hot I don't know what to do
Maybe turn the sprinklers on for a second or to

I've been lifting wood and lifting stone
I've been weed wacking I've been all alone
Look at these plants and how much they've grown
My body aches down to the bone
I've been raking leaves and sticks and crud
I've been crawling through the dirty mud
And I just want to have some fun
But all too often I'm covered in blood

Cuz I got rocks in my pockets and grass in my shoes
I got me the landscaping blues
It's so fucking hot I don't know what to do
Maybe turn the sprinklers on for a second or to
Track Name: Three Armed Hugs
When the bombs start dropping I'll be stopping by
Just to make sure all my friends are still alive
When the apocalypse comes I'll be coming for you
Just to make sure we all pull through
I would walk a thousand miles through the nuclear fallout
Through the mushroom clouds and all the dust
Just so I could call out your name
And I will probably be poisoned from all the radiation
Growing a third arm and becoming a mutation but that's ok
Cuz when I find you, I'll give you a big three armed hug
Track Name: BIC (Blackhole Inducing Cartridge)
What happened to my lighters what happened to my pens
What happened to my guitar pics, it's not only now and then
There's a blackhole in my pocket cuz I swear I put it there
But now I can't find anything, it leads to my despair
These tiny bits of plastic I can not seem to hold
But no one else can either so I guess I fit the mold
Just the other day I tried to write my thoughts
I never can find a pen so I gave up and forgot

So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back
Oh whoops its in my pocket oh whoops it's in my pack
So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back
Oh whoops its in my pocket along with the memories I lack
I am sorry, I guess it's just a habit
I am sorry, I really didn't mean to grab it

There's a blackhole in my pocket and it must lead somewhere else
Because I am searching very hard and there's nothing on the shelf
I wonder where my pens went, my pics and lighters too
Everyone flip your pockets cuz I'm blaming all of you
These tiny bits of plastic I can not seem to hold
But no one else can either so I guess I fit the mold
And just the other day I tried to write a song
But I couldn't find a pen or pic and I used matches on my bong

So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back
Oh whoops its in my pocket oh whoops it's in my pack
So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back
Oh whoops its in my pocket along with the memories I lack
I am sorry, I guess it's just a habit
I am sorry, I really didn't mean to grab it
Track Name: Life's a Song
Life's a chord progression, but sometimes it changes keys
Life's a beautiful song, but time signatures don't agree
We are all on different frequencies it's easy to see
We all have our own chorus and our own melody

Life's like a guitar, but sometimes you break a string
The melody is beautiful, but sometimes it really stings
We all sing our own verses, that is the fucking thing
Synchronized or syncopated we'll never fucking swing

Life is like a song, but it's stuck on repeat
It's nice the first few times, but then it's not so sweet
Life is like a drum that cannot play a beat
I hit so hard but nothing happens
I'm stuck in my defeat

Life is like a ballad, happy, sad sad and true
Fast or slow it gives me hope, but sometimes it makes me blue
Life is like a dance floor where I can dance with you
Let's all dance until we die, it's all I wants to do
Track Name: Last Year
I never want to live like I lived last year
I ate too much pizza & drank too much beer
Now I'm trying to conquer my fears
Hit the road on that final frontier
I'm telling you, man life got strange
I think I was a little deranged
All I know now, is I got to change
Maybe get over that mountain range
I never want to live like I lived last year
I worked too hard to get a career
Now I just want to disappear
Fuck the work! I'll be a pioneer
Because, man it got repetitive
I didn't know what else to give
I think I need some perspective
Because working everyday is not how you live
I never want to live like I lived last year
There weren't enough smiles and too many tears
I just got to get out of first gear and happiness will reappear
I'm telling you, man I got bored
That's when I started to record
Stupid songs with stupid chords
And ALL of them should be ignored
Track Name: Hangry
My stomach doesn't grumble when I'm hungry
Sometimes I just get sick and then I start lashing out and I become a prick
I should probably eat more often I should probably eat more food
Because if I ate a little more I would be in a better mood
So if you ever see me pissed off, please don't let me go
Maybe give me a bite to eat and don't listen when I say "No'
I am just hangry
no I haven't eaten today
I am so hangry
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say
I'm hangry
No I'm not in a good mood
I am so hangry
I could probably use a little bit more food
Oh no! I haven't eaten today and I'm already drinking a beer
Oh no! There's no food in the fridge and I can't get out of here
Cuz I'm too drunk
I guess I'll order another pizza and sit around
I am just hangry
no I haven't eaten today
I am so hangry
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say
I'm hangry
Track Name: Get Mad
We are building things to be thrown away
It happens every single day
The plastic bags underneath my sink
They really fucking make me think
We're spending lot's of money on plastic junk
Just to send it to the dump
Why can't we spend that money better?
Recycle more and do things together
Maybe build things that are made to last
Because I can't take this plastic crap
Wasteful society of decay because we just throw shit away

So don't get Glad, oh please get mad
and let's do things a little fucking different
Don't get Glad, oh please get mad
And let's start to change the fucking world we live in

We're building things to be thrown away
It happens every single day
From the plastic in your water jug
To the plastic that holds all my drugs
And all the bags that are thrown away
Forgotten about and left a strayed
And all the products that we use
Leave trash behind don't be confused
Those bottles end up in the ocean
Killing fish it's a bad notion
Meanwhile CEOs makes money
It's a joke and it's not that funny

So don't get Glad, oh please get mad
and let's do things a little fucking different
Don't get Glad, oh please get mad
And let's start to change the fucking world we live in
Track Name: Dreams
I woke up having bad dreams last night
They were so bad I sat upright
I was drowning on a sinking ship
There was no hope left for me
I tried to swim but I just fell
Right down into the pits of hell
I couldn't breathe I couldn't yell
There was no hope left for me
But that's when I thought I saw your face
It took me to a better place
Anxiety gone without a trace
There was so much love for me
We danced through all the fields of snow
It reminded me of long ago
When we didn't even know the difference between right and wrong
We played outside for quite some time
At the base of a mountain we had yet to climb
Until the sun went down it was sublime
We sang those loving songs
We fell asleep under the stars
And held each other in both of our arms
I felt so much better by far
There was so much love for me
Track Name: Ballad of Me & My Friends (Frank Turner cover)
Everybody's got themselves a plan
Everybody thinks they'll be the man including the girls
The musicians who lack the friends to form a band are singer songwriters
The rest of us are DJ's or official club photographers
And tonight I'm playing another PARADIME show
I'm going through my phonebook texting everyone I know and
Quite a few of them I don't whose numbers found their way into my phone
But they might just come along anyways you never really know
And none of this is going anywhere
And pretty soon we'll all be old and no one left alive will really care
About our glory days when we sold our souls
But if you're all about the destination then take a fucking flight
We are going nowhere slowly but we're seeing all the sights
And we're definitely going to hell but we'll have all the best stories to tell
Track Name: 12 Feet Deep (The Front Bottoms cover)
You are water 12 feet deep
And I am boots made of concrete
We'll wear cool clothes that'll show some skin
Flash our fakes and both get in
Now we're dancing we're so drunk
We are so cool, we are so punk
And yes we can keep living like this
As long as you're here I will live like this

Since when did I want to hear your voice not become a good excuse?
Calling you three in the morning laugh at sleep that we'll both loose
Maybe college won't work out, I can come live at your house
I'm supposed to be at class now but my roommate just passed out
And I cannot get in my room get all my books and what I need
You're all I need but I am pretty sure your parents will never see
I let it be because it was never meant to be

Cuz you are water 12 feet deep
And I am boots made of concrete
We'll wear cool clothes that'll show some skin
Flash our fakes and both get in
Now we're dancing we're so drunk
We are so cool, we are so punk
And yes we can keep living like this
As long as you're here I will live like this

I get left out of every plan they make that is what I have to do
To be the only kid from high school who is still in love with you
Maybe college won't work out and I can come sleep on your couch
I'm supposed to be at class now but my roommate just passed out
And I cannot get in my room get all my books and what I need
You're all I need but I am pretty sure your parents will never see
I let it be because it was never meant to be

Cuz you are water 12 feet deep
And I am boots made of concrete
We'll wear cool clothes that'll show some skin
Flash our fakes and both get in
Now we're dancing we're so drunk
We are so cool, we are so punk
And yes we can keep living like this
As long as you're here I will live like this
Track Name: Tonight I Got Drunk
Well tonight I got drunk and sang my heart out to no one
But this aint different just another fucking re run
Tomorrow I’ll get drunk again
Sing until I bleed and then
Pass out on the floor right where I stand

But tonight I’ll get drunk and sing my heart out to no one
But this aint ending no it’s only just begun
Tonight I will pick up that pen
Write a stupid song and then
Maybe I’ll feel better for a change

But what is the point of music?
If no one will hear it
So I’ll share these songs with you
In the hopes that we won’t feel so blue

So tonight we’ll get drunk and sing our hearts out together
And maybe someday soon we’ll sound much better
Tomorrow let’s meet up again
Sing another song and then
Fall asleep holding each other close

But I know that won't happen so I'll
Drink another PBR strum some tunes on my guitar
Play until my fingers hurt and sing until my lungs don't work
And when it is all said and done
I will be drunk and having fun
Trying to make this feeling last cuz this life moves way too fast

So tonight I got drunk and sang my heart out to no one
But this aint different just another fucking re run
Tomorrow I’ll get drunk again
Sing until I bleed and then
Pass out on the floor right where I stand

But what is the point of music?
If no one will hear it
So I’ll share these songs with you
In the hopes that we won’t feel so blue
Track Name: Cerveza (Beer)
Cerveza para mi
Cerveza para ti
Cerveza para toda la gente
Everywhere in the world

Juan donde estas?
Porque necesitamos mas cerveza

Un poco después estamos borracho cantando en el noche
Cantando:
Cerveza para mi
Cerveza para ti
Cerveza para toda la gente
Everywhere in the world

Beer for me
Beer for you
Beer for everyone in the world
It's beer!