I got beat up today trying to get my way I guess you can't always get what you want And then I lost my shoes and had nothing left to loose But I still had a smile on my face Because this life of mine is doing fine And there is no reason why I still can't enjoy this fucking day There might be a storm coming but I am feeling fine Cuz I say fuck it all the time And then I had no cash so I ate from the trash But at least my belly is full Now I'm wasting time trying to thumb a ride But it is so much better than any 9-5 I started to sing that is when I broke a string But at least I still have five left There might be a storm coming but I am feeling fine Cuz I say fuck it all the time

I got rocks in my pockets and grass in my shoes I got me the landscaping blues It's so fucking hot I don't know what to do Maybe turn the sprinklers on for a second or to I've been mowing lawns and blowing leaves Trimming bushes trimming trees Fixing sprinklers and pulling weeds It's so hot, give me a breeze I've been shoveling rock and mulch and dirt When I get home my body hurts I've got so many mud stains on my shirt With no energy to exert Cuz I got rocks in my pockets and grass in my shoes I got me the landscaping blues It's so fucking hot I don't know what to do Maybe turn the sprinklers on for a second or to I've been lifting wood and lifting stone I've been weed wacking I've been all alone Look at these plants and how much they've grown My body aches down to the bone I've been raking leaves and sticks and crud I've been crawling through the dirty mud And I just want to have some fun But all too often I'm covered in blood Cuz I got rocks in my pockets and grass in my shoes I got me the landscaping blues It's so fucking hot I don't know what to do Maybe turn the sprinklers on for a second or to

When the bombs start dropping I'll be stopping by Just to make sure all my friends are still alive When the apocalypse comes I'll be coming for you Just to make sure we all pull through I would walk a thousand miles through the nuclear fallout Through the mushroom clouds and all the dust Just so I could call out your name And I will probably be poisoned from all the radiation Growing a third arm and becoming a mutation but that's ok Cuz when I find you, I'll give you a big three armed hug

What happened to my lighters what happened to my pens What happened to my guitar pics, it's not only now and then There's a blackhole in my pocket cuz I swear I put it there But now I can't find anything, it leads to my despair These tiny bits of plastic I can not seem to hold But no one else can either so I guess I fit the mold Just the other day I tried to write my thoughts I never can find a pen so I gave up and forgot So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back Oh whoops its in my pocket oh whoops it's in my pack So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back Oh whoops its in my pocket along with the memories I lack I am sorry, I guess it's just a habit I am sorry, I really didn't mean to grab it There's a blackhole in my pocket and it must lead somewhere else Because I am searching very hard and there's nothing on the shelf I wonder where my pens went, my pics and lighters too Everyone flip your pockets cuz I'm blaming all of you These tiny bits of plastic I can not seem to hold But no one else can either so I guess I fit the mold And just the other day I tried to write a song But I couldn't find a pen or pic and I used matches on my bong So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back Oh whoops its in my pocket oh whoops it's in my pack So can I borrow that for a minute? I swear I'll give it back Oh whoops its in my pocket along with the memories I lack I am sorry, I guess it's just a habit I am sorry, I really didn't mean to grab it

Life's a chord progression, but sometimes it changes keys Life's a beautiful song, but time signatures don't agree We are all on different frequencies it's easy to see We all have our own chorus and our own melody Life's like a guitar, but sometimes you break a string The melody is beautiful, but sometimes it really stings We all sing our own verses, that is the fucking thing Synchronized or syncopated we'll never fucking swing Life is like a song, but it's stuck on repeat It's nice the first few times, but then it's not so sweet Life is like a drum that cannot play a beat I hit so hard but nothing happens I'm stuck in my defeat Life is like a ballad, happy, sad sad and true Fast or slow it gives me hope, but sometimes it makes me blue Life is like a dance floor where I can dance with you Let's all dance until we die, it's all I wants to do

I never want to live like I lived last year I ate too much pizza & drank too much beer Now I'm trying to conquer my fears Hit the road on that final frontier I'm telling you, man life got strange I think I was a little deranged All I know now, is I got to change Maybe get over that mountain range I never want to live like I lived last year I worked too hard to get a career Now I just want to disappear Fuck the work! I'll be a pioneer Because, man it got repetitive I didn't know what else to give I think I need some perspective Because working everyday is not how you live I never want to live like I lived last year There weren't enough smiles and too many tears I just got to get out of first gear and happiness will reappear I'm telling you, man I got bored That's when I started to record Stupid songs with stupid chords And ALL of them should be ignored

My stomach doesn't grumble when I'm hungry Sometimes I just get sick and then I start lashing out and I become a prick I should probably eat more often I should probably eat more food Because if I ate a little more I would be in a better mood So if you ever see me pissed off, please don't let me go Maybe give me a bite to eat and don't listen when I say "No' I am just hangry no I haven't eaten today I am so hangry I'm sorry for what I'm about to say I'm hangry No I'm not in a good mood I am so hangry I could probably use a little bit more food Oh no! I haven't eaten today and I'm already drinking a beer Oh no! There's no food in the fridge and I can't get out of here Cuz I'm too drunk I guess I'll order another pizza and sit around I am just hangry no I haven't eaten today I am so hangry I'm sorry for what I'm about to say I'm hangry

We are building things to be thrown away It happens every single day The plastic bags underneath my sink They really fucking make me think We're spending lot's of money on plastic junk Just to send it to the dump Why can't we spend that money better? Recycle more and do things together Maybe build things that are made to last Because I can't take this plastic crap Wasteful society of decay because we just throw shit away So don't get Glad, oh please get mad and let's do things a little fucking different Don't get Glad, oh please get mad And let's start to change the fucking world we live in We're building things to be thrown away It happens every single day From the plastic in your water jug To the plastic that holds all my drugs And all the bags that are thrown away Forgotten about and left a strayed And all the products that we use Leave trash behind don't be confused Those bottles end up in the ocean Killing fish it's a bad notion Meanwhile CEOs makes money It's a joke and it's not that funny So don't get Glad, oh please get mad and let's do things a little fucking different Don't get Glad, oh please get mad And let's start to change the fucking world we live in

I woke up having bad dreams last night They were so bad I sat upright I was drowning on a sinking ship There was no hope left for me I tried to swim but I just fell Right down into the pits of hell I couldn't breathe I couldn't yell There was no hope left for me But that's when I thought I saw your face It took me to a better place Anxiety gone without a trace There was so much love for me We danced through all the fields of snow It reminded me of long ago When we didn't even know the difference between right and wrong We played outside for quite some time At the base of a mountain we had yet to climb Until the sun went down it was sublime We sang those loving songs We fell asleep under the stars And held each other in both of our arms I felt so much better by far There was so much love for me

Everybody's got themselves a plan Everybody thinks they'll be the man including the girls The musicians who lack the friends to form a band are singer songwriters The rest of us are DJ's or official club photographers And tonight I'm playing another PARADIME show I'm going through my phonebook texting everyone I know and Quite a few of them I don't whose numbers found their way into my phone But they might just come along anyways you never really know And none of this is going anywhere And pretty soon we'll all be old and no one left alive will really care About our glory days when we sold our souls But if you're all about the destination then take a fucking flight We are going nowhere slowly but we're seeing all the sights And we're definitely going to hell but we'll have all the best stories to tell

You are water 12 feet deep And I am boots made of concrete We'll wear cool clothes that'll show some skin Flash our fakes and both get in Now we're dancing we're so drunk We are so cool, we are so punk And yes we can keep living like this As long as you're here I will live like this Since when did I want to hear your voice not become a good excuse? Calling you three in the morning laugh at sleep that we'll both loose Maybe college won't work out, I can come live at your house I'm supposed to be at class now but my roommate just passed out And I cannot get in my room get all my books and what I need You're all I need but I am pretty sure your parents will never see I let it be because it was never meant to be Cuz you are water 12 feet deep And I am boots made of concrete We'll wear cool clothes that'll show some skin Flash our fakes and both get in Now we're dancing we're so drunk We are so cool, we are so punk And yes we can keep living like this As long as you're here I will live like this I get left out of every plan they make that is what I have to do To be the only kid from high school who is still in love with you Maybe college won't work out and I can come sleep on your couch I'm supposed to be at class now but my roommate just passed out And I cannot get in my room get all my books and what I need You're all I need but I am pretty sure your parents will never see I let it be because it was never meant to be Cuz you are water 12 feet deep And I am boots made of concrete We'll wear cool clothes that'll show some skin Flash our fakes and both get in Now we're dancing we're so drunk We are so cool, we are so punk And yes we can keep living like this As long as you're here I will live like this

Well tonight I got drunk and sang my heart out to no one But this aint different just another fucking re run Tomorrow I’ll get drunk again Sing until I bleed and then Pass out on the floor right where I stand But tonight I’ll get drunk and sing my heart out to no one But this aint ending no it’s only just begun Tonight I will pick up that pen Write a stupid song and then Maybe I’ll feel better for a change But what is the point of music? If no one will hear it So I’ll share these songs with you In the hopes that we won’t feel so blue So tonight we’ll get drunk and sing our hearts out together And maybe someday soon we’ll sound much better Tomorrow let’s meet up again Sing another song and then Fall asleep holding each other close But I know that won't happen so I'll Drink another PBR strum some tunes on my guitar Play until my fingers hurt and sing until my lungs don't work And when it is all said and done I will be drunk and having fun Trying to make this feeling last cuz this life moves way too fast So tonight I got drunk and sang my heart out to no one But this aint different just another fucking re run Tomorrow I’ll get drunk again Sing until I bleed and then Pass out on the floor right where I stand But what is the point of music? If no one will hear it So I’ll share these songs with you In the hopes that we won’t feel so blue

Cerveza para mi Cerveza para ti Cerveza para toda la gente Everywhere in the world Juan donde estas? Porque necesitamos mas cerveza Un poco después estamos borracho cantando en el noche Cantando: Cerveza para mi Cerveza para ti Cerveza para toda la gente Everywhere in the world Beer for me Beer for you Beer for everyone in the world It's beer!